Tom: C#m C#m B F# C#m B You're always up to no good F# your finger's in my cookie jar C#m B you can have my checkbook, visa and my mastercard too F# ain't no price too high for what you do C#m B You could be my dog F# I would post your bailbonds when cash was tight C#m B We could fall in love F# I could be the apple of your eye Let's do it right now A E My new favourite thing to do B C#m is wasting my time on a bum like you A E My new favourite thing to do B C#m is wasting my time on a bum like you