Dickhead

This is "T" to the mother fucking "Ofty" 
What's you're problem Dickhead 

[1st Verse]

Don't kick my dog dickhead 
Don't beep at me dickhead 
Why d'you mug me off in my car dickhead 
Why you disrespecting my bra dickhead 
Theres a dickhead in you're mouth 
A dickhead on parade 
Do not have kids 
Don't want dickheads to be made dickhead 
Why you disrespecting my bra dickhead 
Why d'you piss me off in first class dickhead 
I'm not sitting here to be treated like a dickhead 
Bumba Clart, kin' Raas Clart 
Where's the Chorus dickhead 

[Chorus]

Isn't it Lovely, that we can still be good friends 
They say you've gone off me, don't be so sloppy..baby 
Isn't it Lovely, that we can still be good friends 
I know you still want me, cos I'm so lovely...baby 

[2nd Verse]

If you diss me you'll sell copy dickhead 
What d'you expect dickhead 
Radiohead dickhead 
This is pop dickhead 
Size tens dickhead 
break you're shins dickhead 
My security are a viscious crew 
They'll kick fuck out of you 
Only if I ask them to, but 
They'll kick fuck out of you 
You're going home in a Stafordshire Ambulance 

I wasn't looking at ya' bird dickhead 
She was looking at me dickhead 
Who do I think I am dickhead 
Who the fuck are you dickhead 
You must have me confused 
With someone who gives a shit 
I've found the dickhead of the year 
And you are fucking it dickhead 

Where's the chorus...no chorus.. dickhead 

[Chorus 2]

Isn't it Lovely, that we can still be good friends 
They say you've gone off me, don't be so sloppy..baby 
Isn't it Lovely, that we can still be good friends 
I know you still want me, cos I'm so lovely...baby 

[The Tofty Rap] 

I've got a bucket of shit Ohh Yeah 
I've got a bucket of shit 
I've got a bucket of shit Ohh Yeah 
I've got a bucket of shit 
Not, horse shit, cow shit dog shit no real shit 
I've got a bucket of shit Ohh Yeah 
I've got a bucket of shit 
Not, horse shit, cow shit dog shit no REAAL shit!

[3rd Verse]

Why d'you cut me up in my car dickhead 
Why d'you say bad things 'bout my bra dickhead 
I've got nothing for you dickhead 
Go to bed dickhead 
Don't wake up dickhead 
Who gives a fuck dickhead 
No one gives a fuck about you cos you're a dickhead true 
See your mate over there in the corner he's a dickhead too like you, dickhead 

[Chorus 3]

Isn't it Lovely, that we can still be good friends 
They say you've gone off me, don't be so sloppy..baby 
Isn't it Lovely, that we can still be good friends 
I know you still want me, cos I'm so lovely...baby 

Dickhead