Will you stay in our lover's story If you stay you won't be sorry Cos we believe in you Soon you'll grow, So take a chance With a couple of Kooks hung up on romancing We bought a lot of things to keep you warm and dry A funny old crib on which the paint won't dry I bought you a pair of shoes A trumpet you can blow and a book of rules Of what to say to people when they pick on you Cos if you stay with us you're gonna be pretty Kooky too Won't you stay in our lover's story If you stay you won't be sorry Cos we believe in you Soon you'll grow, So take a chance With a couple of Kooks hung up on romancing If you ever have to go to school Remember how they messed up this old fool Don't pick fights with the bullies or the cads I'm not much cop at fighting other people's dads And if the homework brings you down Then we'll throw it on the fire And take the car down town Won't you stay in our lover's story If you stay you won't be sorry Cos we believe in you Soon you'll grow, So take a chance With a couple of Kooks hung up on romancing Won't you stay in our lover's story If you stay you won't be sorry Cos we believe in you Soon you'll grow, So take a chance With a couple of Kooks hung up on romancing(B-Side of the single "Old before I die")