Tom: C
C A7
I ran into my pastor at a gay bar
G
Let me tell you he looked so bizarre
C
In fishnets instead of a suit
[Verse 2]
A7
I ran into my dad's girlfriend named Pam
G
At a strip club with fives jammed
C
In every place you can imagine
[Chorus]
G
All these things keep happening to me
A
And every time it's all so confusing
F
I just want to be left alone
G
Please don't make me leave my home
Am G7 F Dm C
Small towns don't forgive
[Verse 3]
A7
I ran into my grandma at a sex store
G
I always thought she was such a bore
C
No wonder she's always so tired
[Verse 4]
A7
I ran into an old one night stand
G
Asked if I had any big plans
C
I'm whipping and gagging your mom
[Outro]
G
All these things keep happening to me
A
And every time it's all so confusing
F
I just want to be left alone
G7
Please don't make me leave my home
Am G7 F Dm C
Small towns don't forgive
