Tom: Ab C#maj9 G# You saw me on a television Fm D# Setting fire to all the buildings C#maj9 G# Yeah I guess you saw me stealing Fm D# But you've no idea what I've been needing C#maj9 G# Talk about when we were children Fm D# Not the kinda kid that you believe in C#maj9 G# You saw me on a television Fm D# Saw me on a television C#maj9 G# Fm D# That's just the half of it C#maj9 G# Fm D# Yeah you saw the half of it C#maj9 G# Fm D# This is the life I live Fm C#maj9 G# D# And that's just the half of it C#maj9 G# You saw me on a television Fm D# Hanging on my dirty linen C#maj9 G# You're entitled to your own opinion Fm D# Said you shake your head in my decision C#maj9 G# I guess the kinda songs that I been singing Fm D# Make it seem as if I'm always winning C#maj9 G# But you saw me on a television Fm D# Yeah you saw on a television C#maj9 G# Fm D# That's just the half of it C#maj9 G# Fm D# Yeah you saw the half of it C#maj9 G# Fm D# This is the life I live Fm C#maj9 G# D# And that's just the half of it A#m Fm Oh you know me, I'm the life of the party C# Beautiful people surround me D# Everybody falling in love A#m Fm Oh you know me, everybody knows that I'm crazy Fm C# Sticks and stones, they never break me D# And I'm the type that don't give a fuck C#maj9 G# Fm D# And That's just the half of it C#maj9 G# Fm D# You saw the half of it C#maj9 G# Fm D# Yeah this is the life I live Fm C#maj9 G# D# And that's just the half of it C#maj9 G# Fm D# That's just the half of it C#maj9 G# Fm D# Yeah you saw the half of it C#maj9 G# Fm D# This is the life I live Fm C#maj9 G# D# You saw the half of it Fm C#maj9 G# D# Only the half of it, hey, no... C#maj9 G# You saw me on a television Fm D# Saw me on a television