You might see before you
An ordinary man
An earthly illusion
All a part of the cosmic plan
Yes, long ago, they visited
Those others from outer space
Informed me I'm the chosen one
To save the Zolarian race
It's true, listen
Ricky, we are a distant galaxy
A galaxy greatly in need
Of your groove, your kink-o-matic powers
Yes, we need your freak-tastic seed
They took me then, to their daughters' realm
The land of the Kitty-Cat Star
I know you've heard the legends of
The sexy cat women from Zolar (mrrow)
Meow
Meow
Make love to me, Ricky
What? (Meow)
Meow
Okay
But there's one more small thing
Won't you please help save our galaxy, Ricky?
Sure
What would you do in my place
A mere mortal man?
With the fate of a galaxy before you
Millions of lives in your hand?
The naughty daughters of the realm
All hungry for my chi
You'd never guess the role I played
In Zolarian history
I'm just a swingin'
Space age
Bachelor man
Let's dance, kitties
Meow
(Meow) Meow
(Meow) Meow
(Meow) Meow
(Meow) Meow
(Meow) Meow
(Meow)
Meow, meow meow meow, meow
It gets weird now
Ricky, you've lain with our daughters
You're our hero, our saving grace
But now there is a new challenge
For Zolaria to face
For they're at war with K-9
Count Dogulous, that son of a bitch (that son of a bitch)
The generals are all standing by
Tell us, Ricky, should we pull the switch?
Meow
Meow
Oh my goodness, what have I gotten myself into?
Meow
Meow
Why are they asking me? I'm a lover, not a fighter
I thought I told them
I'm just a swingin'
Space age
Bachelor man
So I told them
I am just a man
A space age man, that's all I am
But I wanna hold your hands, all your hands
As we make love tonight
Oh, I have no desire to rule the galaxy (oh)
Oh, to hold you close is enough for me
Makin' love in zero gravity
Whoa-whoa-whoa
Makin' love (hey!)
Makin' love
Makin' love
On just love Zolar
Makin' love (woo!)
Makin' love (uh!)
Makin' love (I've got to make)
On just love Zolar (I've got to make)
You're my catnip, you're the most (makin' love, makin' love)
You're such a pretty, gritty kitty (makin' love on just love Zolar)
I wanna be your scra-hatchin' post (makin' love, makin' love)
Let me be, let me be, let me be (makin' love on just love)
And they listened
And they heard my message, for I was singing notes that only cats or cat people could hear
A G sharp, five octaves above middle C
Incredible, peace was restored
I guess that's what happens
When you're a swingin'
Space age
Bachelor man
So I came back to the Earth
To show you the way
To lead you pretty people
To a brighter day
We can save the whole galaxy
With love from the heart
And sexy cat ladies that, that
That's where we'll start
Yes, I came back to this rock
With my love and my seed
Ladies, you got what I want
And you know I've got what you need
'Cause I'm a swingin'
Space age
Bra-ba-ba-ba-bachelor man
(Bachelor man)
Meow
