Tom: Am A Pathetic little fat man, F no ones bloody laughing G the clown that no one laughs at E they all just wish he'd die A He sold his soul, F for a shot at fame, G catchphrases and wigs and the jokes are all lame, A He's got no style, F he's got no grace, G he's banal and facile, E he's a fat waste of space Outro/Chorus: A F See his pug nose face G pug, pug E pug, pug