Tom: G
G G G G
[Verse 1]
G
Happy Christmas
Em
Your mother looks older
C D G
And sadder than I've ever seen her
Em Bm
Those lines when she looks down are new
C D G
Or, at least I haven't seen 'em before
Em G
Took lye to my eyes
Em
Stuffed rocks in my boots
A Bm C
And was descended upon by a lonely woman
Cmaj7 D G
And her unruly children who tried to hide me away
[Verse 2]
G G
Happy Christmas
Em
The whole world has changed
C F#
There's an orange ape in the White House
G
And your mother looks strange
Em Bm
So tell me what the hell to do
C F#m G
When love don't recede like you want it to
Em G
They've plied me with booze
Em
They've sucked on my toes
A Bm C
I've been transported to Rome by enlightened females
F# G
And I never wanted you more
Em
So happy Christmas
G Bm
You fuck
C Cmaj7 Em
Holy hell...
Goddamnit
Cmaj7 Em
I get lost without you
C Cmaj7 D G
I get lost without you, jelly
Em
Oh here it comes again
C Cmaj7 Bm
Another weekend without you
Cmaj7 D G
Where I'll pace around with a gun in my mouth
Em C
Oh here it comes again
Cmaj7 D Cmaj7
I'll go to sleep with my shoes on
Am
That's when it starts to get weird, oh
[Bridge]
C G
I have a vision
Am C G
Some just call 'em dreams
Em Bm Cmaj7 Cmaj7
You're a little bit older and you understand these things
Am C G
Then one day, quite by chance
Am C
In a city that resembles Los Angeles
G A Em
You reach out your hand
G A Em Cmaj7
You reach out your hand and say, 'hey padre
D
How ya doin?
Cmaj7 Asus4 A
I've never seen you quite this spry before
G Am Em
Yeah, you appear like smoke
G A Em
We might share a joke
C D
About the time I had the bad dream
Cmaj7 D
That lasted so long
[Instrumental w/Vocalizations]
G Em
G Em
C F# Bm
C Cmaj7
F# D
G Em
G G
[Outro]
G
Happy Christmas
Em
And thank the lord
Cmaj7 F#
That we are only brushed by this storm
