Tom: C F C F C I'm only here for you--in the middle of this mess F C G I'm only here to quench your thirst F C F C It's not my fault that when I'm pressed F C G a little juice comes out first [pre-chorus:] (F C Am G) F it's just so embarrassing C you standing right there, staring right through me Am all I want is for you to use me G I may be free, but I'm not cheap! [chorus:] (C F C G) C F C Hanging here beneath the lemonade label G C where nobody notices me F C No colorful logo, no fizzy flow G on this soft drink machine C F Got it pretty bad C G C F C I'm the lonely, sad, little water dispensing tab [verse 2:] F C F C I'm a little guy--with insecurities F C G I ain't got what these other guys give F C F C But what I lack in pizzazz, I make up in purity F C G Please--just touch me and we'll live [pre-chorus:] (F C Am G) F it's just so embarrassing C Hi-C or Minute Maid looking down on me! Am carbonation's overrated! G and baby, I givin you no calories! [chorus:] (C F C G) C F C Hanging here beneath the lemonade label G not very prominent C F C who knew I'd falter, when bottled water G became so dominant C F Got it pretty bad C G C F C I'm the lonely, sad, little water dispensing tab