Writing letters, posting hoping, that you'll reply Dear Lydia, ya didn't did ya Why do you think that all of my intentions are lies I wouldn't kid ya Lydia i'm having a ball Ache Getting through to ya No post shows up, heaven knows, i'm miserable now I've got The Smiths on, writing this song I would have called but it always just descends in to rows I think you're pissed off Lydia i'm having a ball Ache Getting through to ya And it seems like i'm writing 'War and Peace' In an attempt to set my mind at ease My writings bad but my spelling's worse it makes its way from brain to verse And I think they're getting rather sick Of me down at the post office I might be a dog but i'm not your bitch Lydia Lydia i'm having a ball Ache Am I gettin through to ya?