Writing letters, posting hoping, that you'll reply 
Dear Lydia, ya didn't did ya 
Why do you think that all of my intentions are lies 
I wouldn't kid ya 

Lydia i'm having a ball 
Ache 
Getting through to ya 

No post shows up, heaven knows, i'm miserable now 
I've got The Smiths on, writing this song 
I would have called but it always just descends in to rows 
I think you're pissed off 

Lydia i'm having a ball 
Ache 
Getting through to ya 

And it seems like i'm writing 'War and Peace' 
In an attempt to set my mind at ease 
My writings bad but my spelling's worse 
it makes its way from brain to verse 

And I think they're getting rather sick 
Of me down at the post office 
I might be a dog but i'm not your bitch Lydia 

Lydia i'm having a ball 
Ache 
Am I gettin through to ya?