Once upon a time
Down on johnny walker’s farm
A funny thing took place
By a slight mistake
Once upon a time
Down on johnny walker’s farm
Nobody ever knew
About a wretched thief
Who stole bunches of grapes
For a slight mistake
He slunk into the vineyard
Hid some bunches in his pants
And than ran away
But one night the old man wanted to make an end
And to teach him a lesson with a shotgun in his hands
Once upon a time
Down on johnny walker’s farm…
“you produce delicious whiskey” the trembling thief said
“and your secret i’d just like to find”
And so the amazed farmer stifled a laugh
Cause of the odd misunderstanding due to his name
And because all we know whiskey is not made from grapes
But he wanted to teach him a lesson anyway
Once upon a time
Down on johnny walker’s farm…
“i’m old and i will spare your life”
Then he pointed with a finger a small cactus plant
“my secret is this magic fruit” he said
The rascal put it in his pants and then ran away
Once upon a time
Down on johnny walker’s farm…
