Once upon a time Down on johnny walker’s farm A funny thing took place By a slight mistake Once upon a time Down on johnny walker’s farm Nobody ever knew About a wretched thief Who stole bunches of grapes For a slight mistake He slunk into the vineyard Hid some bunches in his pants And than ran away But one night the old man wanted to make an end And to teach him a lesson with a shotgun in his hands Once upon a time Down on johnny walker’s farm… “you produce delicious whiskey” the trembling thief said “and your secret i’d just like to find” And so the amazed farmer stifled a laugh Cause of the odd misunderstanding due to his name And because all we know whiskey is not made from grapes But he wanted to teach him a lesson anyway Once upon a time Down on johnny walker’s farm… “i’m old and i will spare your life” Then he pointed with a finger a small cactus plant “my secret is this magic fruit” he said The rascal put it in his pants and then ran away Once upon a time Down on johnny walker’s farm…