I haven't got a headache darling And my vision is ok too Just look in my eyes and you can see the trouble with me is you I haven't got a toothache darling They are all as good as new There's only one thing that's wrong with me, oh the trouble with me is you Now it doesn't take a physician, to analyze my condition No hot water bottles or powder or pills Can ever revive me like your kisses will I haven't got a heart that's strong dear It seems to skip a beat or two It's all out of cheer, it's natural dear Cause the trouble with me is you