Tom: G
G C
I was eating a mexican place with
D
Some friends and we were fixin' to go
G C
When I saw a girl I used to know
D
Who did me wrong not long ago
G C
Well, all at once I had a mean idea
D
I looked at my buddies and smiled
G
I said let's sit back down
C
And have a few more rounds
D
And stay for just a little while
[Interlude]
G C D D
[Verse 2]
G C
Every time I eat foreign food
D
It really tears my stomach up
G C
So im gonna sit right here and drink beer
D
Until I have to take me a big ol' dump
G C
I'll push her off of her bar stool
D
And as soon as she hits the ground
G C D
Im gonna stand right over her and pull my britches down
[Chorus]
G C D
Im gonna sit on you and shit on you, That's what I'll do
G C D G G
Im gonna sit on you and shit on you, I'll take a big fat shit on you
[Interlude]
G C D D
[Verse 3]
G C
I'll admit that was one good shit
D
All runny cuz I had the squirts
G
She was covered in turds
C
And nobody said a word
D
As I wiped my ass on her shirt
G C
I pulled my pants up everyone was in shock
D
Nobody did or said a thing
G C
Then me and my buddies headed out the door
D
and We just laughed and sang
[Chorus]
G C D
Im gonna sit on you and shit on you, That's what I'll do
G C D G G
Im gonna sit on you and shit on you, I'll take a big fat shit on you
[Solo]
G C D D x4
[Verse 4]
G C
So woman if treatin me like shit
D
Is what you think you'll do
G C
Then think about my nasty rottin ass
D
Returnin the favour to you
[Chorus]
G C D
Im gonna sit on you and shit on you, That's what I'll do
G C D G G
Im gonna sit on you and shit on you, I'll take a big fat shit on you
