Tom: E
A
Well you can just call me a toilet
E
'Cause I sure took a whole lot of shit from you
A
And now I'm confessing I've learned my lesson
E B
And here's what I'm gonna do
E A
My new plan is to get busy bangin' every bad ass bitch I can
E B E
I'm gonna be a 'hit it and quit it, fuck it and forget it'-man
[Verse 1]
E
That woman I had treated me so bad
A
And I was never bad back before
E
Told that bitch to leave and now you better believe
B
I won't take no shit no more
E A E
So now I'm gonna treat every woman I meet like half dollar hotel whore
E B E
Yeah from now on I'm gonna just wet my willy and then walk right out the door
[Chorus 2]
A
And you can call me a toilet
E
'Cause I sure took a whole lot of shit from you
A
And now I'm confessing I've learned my lesson
E B
And here's what I'm gonna do
E A
My new plan is to get busy bangin' every bad ass bitch I can
E B E
I'm gonna be a 'hit it and quit it, fuck it and forget it'-man
A
She shit on me
[Verse 2]
E
She may have been built like a brick shit house
A
And she sure was a shitload of fun
E
But there's 4 billion more girls in the world with vaginas
B
She ain't got the only one
E
So I bet that I can set a new world record
A
If I get right on the ball
E B E
I'll start today and I'll soon be well on my way to fuckin' them all
[Chorus 3]
A
Yeah just call me a toilet
E
'Cause I sure took a whole lot of shit from you
A
And now I'm confessing I've learned my lesson
E B
And here's what I'm gonna do
E A
My new plan is to get busy bangin' every bad ass bitch I can
E B E A
I'm gonna be a 'hit it and quit it, fuck it and forget it'-man, that's my new plan
E B E A
I'm gonna be a 'hit it and quit it, fuck it and forget it'-man, yes ma'am I am
E E B E
I'm gonna be a 'find it and fuck it, hit it and quit it, fuck it and forget it'-man
