Tom: G G C Well I love liqour and love little ladies they both been the ruin of me G There just ain't nothing nicer than a cold budweiser A D And a woman in a wore out jeans [Verse 2] G C Well I've been thinking about my women and my drinking nothing makes me feel more fine G Em Gettin' drunk and laid by a cute bar maid D G In the parking lot at closing time [Chorus 1] D There's nothing like a can of beer in my hand C G To make me feel ten feet tall D And there's nothing like a muffin' on good lookin' woman C D When we're both full of alcohol G C Pretty baby doll I like laughin' and singin' and smokin' and drinkin', women and havin' a ball G Em D G But if it's better than cold beer and hot pussy it will probably kill us all [Chorus 2] D Hell no, there's nothing like a can of beer in my hand C G To make me feel ten feet tall D And there's nothing like a muffin' on good lookin' woman C D When we're both full of alcohol G C Pretty baby doll I like laughin' and singin' and smokin' and drinkin', women and havin' a ball G Em D G C But if it's better than cold beer and hot pussy it will probably kill us all - It'll kill all G Em D G C If it's better than cold beer and hot pussy it will probably kill us all - It'll kill all G Em D G If it's better than cold beer and hot pussy it will probably kill us all