Tom: A
A E A
I'm gonna fuck every single one of your friends
A E
And once I fuck 'em all once I'm gonna fuck 'em all again
A
'Cause you just finished fucking around on me
F#m
And now I'm gonna get my revenge
A E A
So I'm gonna fuck every single one of your friends
[Verse 1]
A E A
First I'm gonna fuck Florence - 'Cause she's such a fucking flirt
A E
Then second comes Shirley - 'Cause she likes taking of her shirt
A
And then I'm gonna fuck Beth - 'Cause she's got bad breath
F#m
And a little more nut won't hurt
A E A
And then I'm gonna fuck Faith Ford - 'Cause I ain't never fucked in a church
[Verse 2]
A E A
I'm gonna fuck Heather - Just 'cause she's so fucking hot
A E
And then I'm gonna fuck Liz - 'Cause she likes jizz a lot
A
And then I'm gonna fuck Rose - Be-lowing her nose
F#m
'Cause she's so dumb she'll think it's just snot
A E A F#m
Then I'm gonna fuck Tina - Just because she's got such a big fat twat
[Chorus]
A E A
Yeah and I'm gonna fuck every single one of your friends
A E
And once I fuck 'em all once I'm gonna fuck 'em all again
A
'Cause you just finished fucking around on me
F#m
And now I'm gonna get my revenge
A E A [Break]
So I'm gonna fuck every single one of your friends
[Verse 3]
A E A
I'm gonna fuck Tanja - Just 'cause she likes being on top
A E
And once Stacey gets started - She stays on and don't wanna stop
A
And then I'm gonna bust Marys hairy fucking cherry
F#m
'Cause she's got a muff like a mop
A E A F#m
And then I'm gonna fuck pretty Peggy Sue 'cause I even got permission from her pop
[Chorus]
A E A
Yeah and I'm gonna fuck every single one of your friends
A E
And once I fuck 'em all once I'm gonna fuck 'em all again
A
'Cause you just finished fucking around on me
F#m
And now I'm gonna get my revenge
A E A
So I'm gonna fuck every single one of your friends
[Verse 4]
A E A
I'm gonna fuck Ruby - 'Cause she's got the biggest boobies I've ever seen
A E
And then I'm gonna fuck Shelly - 'Cause her shit's shaven clean
A
And then I'm gonna fuck Caroline - 'Cause she don't mind
F#m
And from behind if you know what I mean
A E A [Break]
And I'm gonna fuck Jill - 'Cause she's on the pill and she'll fuck anything
[Chrous]
A E A
Yeeah, I'm gonna fuck every single one of your friends
A E
And once I fuck 'em all once I'm gonna fuck 'em all again
A
'Cause you just finished fucking around on me
F#m
And now I'm gonna get my revenge
A E A F#m
So I'm gonna fuck every single one of your friends
[Outro]
A A
Then I believe I might just blister - Go to your sisters
A A F#m
And I might as well mount your mamma too - When I get finished fucking all of them
A E A D
'Cause I'm gonna fuck every single one of your friends
A E D E A
Yeah, I'm gonna fuck every single one of your friends
