Tom: G#m F# G#7 E F# G#7 B F# [Verse 1] F# G#7 There's not a mean bone in my body C# F# I never could be unkind B I know we're not talking F# But there's something on my mind B It ain't righteous indignation F# I don't plan to rant or rave B No need for us to fight and fuss C# I just want to say [Chorus] D# G#7 C# Have a nice rest of your life without me F# E Bbm F# I'll be proud to be a part of your history B Bbm If it makes you happy, honey D#m G#7 B Keep talking bad about me C# F# Have a nice rest of your life without me [Instrumental] G#7 B F# [Verse 2] F# G#7 I know you're not heartless C# F# Not callous and you're not cruel G#7 And I know you don't mean to C# E Bbm When you treat me like a fool B I believe that your good nature F# Bbm Will emerge with someone else B If I can't be beside you C# I can be beside myself. [Chorus] D# G#7 C# Have a nice rest of your life without me F# E Bbm F# I'll be proud to be a part of your history B Bbm If it makes you happy, honey D#m G#7 B Keep talking bad about me C# F# Have a nice rest of your life without me F# Without me [Outro] F# G#7 B F# G#7 C# E Bbm F# G#7 C# F# G#7 C# E Bbm F# Don't forget your pocketbook, honey... or your toothbrush... don't forget your toothbrush dear..