Tammy Machine

I know a girl, she's got a dream 
I met her over by the tammy machine 
Universal love in the unisex 
Multiple orgasm at the multiplex 

She was making eyes at me 

She told me, and I had to agree 
That doesn't look much like luxury 
She went down to the tammy store 
And started dripping all over the floor 

I don't think you understand 

I know a girl, she's got a dream 
Don't put no money in the tammy machine 
Now you know just what to do 
Get down ladies 'cos you got nothing to lose