Couple shots in now you miss me
Saying things you never did when you were with me
Remember you said you wish me the best
Well I'm with him right now
It's no coincidence you're
Calling me drunk
Asking me how I've been
I want to tell you the truth
But I know you couldn't handle it
If you knew that I'm
Happier now than I ever was
With you and I
Finally moved on like you said you wanted
You couldn't take the news
I found somebody who
Shows up unannounced
With flowers in his hands
Treats me better than you can
You'd want to murder the man
If you saw me in his car riding shotgun
You'd be reaching for yours
You'd say you wish you didn't run
Cause you thought I was the one
Well I'm not that anymore
If you knew that he was sweet and he was six feet tall
You'd be kicking yourself you'd be punching a wall
You'd wanna see him six feet buried in the ground
You'd be coming over right now
If you knew that I'm
Happier now than I ever was
With you and I
Finally moved on like you said you wanted
You couldn't take the news
I found somebody who
Shows up unannounced
With flowers in his hands
Treats me better than you can
You'd want to murder him
In cold blood
Cause he's got everything you want
And you ruined your only chance
Yeah you'd want to murder the man
If you knew that I'm
Happier now than I ever was
With you and I
Finally moved on like you said you wanted
You couldn't take the news
I found somebody who
Shows up unannounced
With flowers in his hands
Treats me better than you can
You'd want to murder the man
