Two hours to get to the show I'm sitting in the van all alone One beer left I'm ready to go. I go inside To get some relief I come back out And there's the SWAT team Can't believe this is happening to me Can't believe this is happening to me Empty Bottles Under the seat I got the cops standing at my feet Empty Bottles Under the seat Two hours after the show I'm sick and tired I gotta let go I'm pushing eighty To get myself home I look back And what do I see A state trooper Bearing down on me