Tom: D INTRO RIFF: E|--------------------| B|--------------------| G|--------------------| D|-3-4----------------| A|-----3-4-0--0--0----| E|--------------------| A Weird goings-on at the County Jail The door flies open, in strides Geek G D A Prisoners reading the sheriff's mail Looking like the front page of Newsweek A He's strapped down to a swivel chair He says to Lou in a voice of glee, G D A trying to swivel right out of there 'What's the matter, ain't you glad to see me?' E Pin-striped Sweet's in Cell 15 Lou's on the floor 'cause he can't stand up G D A Convinced his self it's all a dream as green as a leaf in a tea-cup E He's got a pet black tabby cat When on to Geek's back jumps a Stetson-hatted cat G D A that carries a gun and wears a Stetson hat Which breaks Geek's neck like he was a rat G O: |A ///|G / D /|A ///|A ///| |E ///|G / D /|A ///|A ///| OUTRO: A G D Long gone Geek! STRUCTUD : INTRO VERSE 1 G O VERSE 2 OUTRO