I got real bored on a Friday night I couldn't find a damn thing 2 do So I pulled out a suit About the same color as my BMW I drove 2 the party and I pimped on in Just 2 see what I could see Everybody knew what I was lookin' 4 I was lookin' 4 some company I saw a real fine thing sittin' by the bar She looked kinda all alone So I pimped on over and I asked her name The child was bad 2 the bone I showed her my stash and I kissed her cheek The only kind of rap it takes She knew I was bad when I pulled out a leash She said, "How much money U make?" Jerk it, jerk it Talkin' about the jerk out Jerk it, jerk it Talkin' about the jerk out I took her 2 my crib and I tied her up I figured that's what she liked Maybe I was wrong but what the hell It didn't matter 2 me - she was white I said "How come people in your neighborhood Don't like it when a brother's rich? Ain't my blood the same color as yours? Answer that question, bitch!" It just pisses U off 2 see me drivin' that fancy car, don't it? Bet U'd rather see me drivin' one of those [ester grate ones] Like the one your daddy drives, wouldn't U? Let me tell U one thing - that's dead! About as dead as U'll be if U don't rearrange your brain Catch my drift? Turn it up! Oh, nasty me! Girl, U think U wanna turn it up? Where's my checkbook? That's right, check it out An awful lot of O's, wouldn't U say? (Mm hmm!) Hit it Cross over, uh!