Tom: Am
G C
This screen's a bore
G
There's no games and no porn
C
There's just a lot of grilled cheese
G
And a bakery treat for just 99 cents
C
And all these old people piss me off
G
Is that hard to think before you talk?
C
Oh, you can't read the menu?
Well I don't give a fuck
G E A C x2
*Get your ska hands ready*
G C
I've been here since noon
G
And I'm not leaving soon
C
Watch, they'll ask me to close
*Back to palm mutes*
G
I'll agree and I'll resume
C
The only way I get time off is by
G
Saying I'm in bands that I'm not
C
I'm sure I said it more than enough
G
But please let me go on
E A
If Bill rolls his eyes or gives me that mouth
C
Just one more time, just one more time
E
I'll shove these "gay jeans" so far up his ass
A
They'll align with his spine
C
But I'll be just fine
G E A C x2
[Solo]
E|----------------------------------------------------17----------17---|
B|-8-8-5-8-8-5-8-8-5-8-8-/12-15--17| –-17-15–15--20t-19t-19–20t-19t---19-
G|-----------------------------16-16--16-| –16---------------------------
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------| Im not 100% sure on the last
B|-17/20-17/20--17------17/20-17/20---17--20-17| notes, just tremolo pick the
G|------------19--19-16-------------19---------| high Eb string and end on 15
D|---------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------|
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| b Bend
| t Tapping
| / Slide up
