"It was one of those days when I should not have woken up" ...Yeah, woken up In who´s bed am I lying? I see a bearded lady with a hairy knees This can´t be true, too bad for me Ugliest creature I´ve ever seen Yeah, right - Going fine I´ve made love to the cloone of divine Gotta get out of here! I forget to get dressed Only a few thousand people See me running naked She-male beast is far away At last I´m back at home Today it´s thursday the 12th What will happen tomorrow? At home there´s another surprise for me Burglers have been there and taken everything They left only a one pair of jeans Bad luck, they just don´t fit on me Thursday the 12th Suddenly someone knocks on the door Who the hell could it be Two policemen are standing there I wonder if they would help me Thursday the 12th Bullshit, they are not very helpful They just arrest me Today it´s thursday the 12th I´m not looking forward to friday At least I get some clothes But still I would rather go home It´s illegal to run naked That´s why I am arrested Yeah, right - Going fine On me the sun won´t shine Which is worse Friday the 13th or a thursday With a curse? Now the day is turning to its end What a relief Today it´s thursday the 12th Tomorrow it´s friday the 13th