You're an inverted snob You toady to indigence PSEUDO-MISERY You inverted snob You toady to blindness to the real world You're an inverted snob Inverted snob Inverted snob VERT, YOU CHEAT chorus: YOU SUFFER FROM THE PHONY-WRITER'S BIGGEST DISEASE "THE POINT OF HONOR TO BE UNINTELLIGIBLE" YOU THINK IT'S COOL TO BE AN ABSTRACT NIGGER ON PAPER TURN AWAY FROM YOUR SLUM WHEN YOU CLOSE YOUR BOOK Inverted creep You need sensation You vulgarize the Natural vulgarity Wretch vulgarity Vulgarize the wretch Pseudo-misery You speak in tongues Phony-Latinist Know Not What Thou Say VERT you cheat As you want me to vert Pseudo-realist chorus: Vert you cheat As you want me to vert YOU SCOFF AT MY NERVES YOU SCOFF AT MY NERVES Read it and spread it Where you should've fled it Let your dirty fingers copy The BRAINS YOU PREFER You scoff at my nerves YOU SCOFF AT MY NERVES Take you by the head And shove it thru your books Of depression and show you The wall thru the hole in your HOLY BOOK There's a wonderboy sitting in an ugly body Waiting to be recognized There's a wonderboy sitting in an ugly body BUT HE AIN'T SITTIN' IN YOURS Pseudo-misery Pseudo-realist Phony-writer Phon-latinist I see your problem not trying for yourself You're NO WONDERBOY And it's no WONDER, BOY That you won't give yourself a try Too fucking bad finding out That you'll be finding NOTHING You scoff at my nerves Nervy copy-cat Vagrant replica Get the fuck outa my diction Get your mug outa my fiction I can't help your brain-restriction Eat my CONVICTION What do you want to glorify want? Blindness to the real world COPY-CAT in a COPY-WORLD chorus: And now you're seen thru There's nothing behind the façade of you You can't trust me 'cause you can't trust you Beginning to fear that I always knew? Read it ands spread it where you should've fled it Now I'm gonna go and SHED IT VERT you cheat as you want me to VERT PSEUDO-PESSIMIST PSEUDO-DEPRESSIONIST....