Preschool Tea Party Massacre

Why Are Fat Ugly People Always The Artistic Ones

Preschool Tea Party Massacre


Tom: C

WHY ARE FAT UGLY PEOPLE ALWAYS THE ARTISTIC ONES
(From the 2004 EP THE BONE CONCUBINE EP)


        

Words and Music by PTPM
Arranged by PTPM

Gtr I (E A D G B E) - 'Untitled'
Gtr II (D A D G B E) - 'Untitled'

 No One Is To Stone...
 4/4
  Gtr I
  W          W          W          W          W
|----------|----------|----------|----------|------|
|----------|----------|----------|----------|------|
|----------|----------|----------|----------|------|
|----------|----------|----------|----------|------|
|----------|----------|----------|----------|------|
|----------|----------|----------|----------|------|


    D5
    Q      Q       a  Q     a   Q    a    Q      Q       a  Q     a   Q    a
||--------------------------------------|-------------------------------------|
||o-------------------------------------|-------------------------------------|
||--7-----10-----(10)-9----(9)-10--(10)-|-5-----10-----(10)-9----(9)-10--(10)-|
||--------------------------------------|-------------------------------------|
||o-------------------------------------|-------------------------------------|
||--------------------------------------|-------------------------------------|
|
|   Gtr II
|   PM-------------------------------------------------------------------------
|   S S E  S S E      S E.      Q         S S E  S S E      S E.      Q
||--------------------------------------|-------------------------------------|
||o-------------------------------------|-------------------------------------|
||--------------------------------------|-------------------------------------|
||--------------------------------------|-------------------------------------|
||o-0-0-0--0-0-0------0-0-------0-------|-0-0-0--0-0-0------0-0-------0-------|
||--0-0-0--0-0-0------0-0-------0-------|-0-0-0--0-0-0------0-0-------0-------|


  Q      Q       a  Q     a   Q    a    Q      Q       a  Q     a   Q    a      3x
|-------------------------------------|-----------------------------------------||
|-------------------------------------|----------------------------------------o||
|-7-----10-----(10)-9----(9)-10--(10)-|-5-----10-----(10)-9----(9)-10--(10)-----||
|-------------------------------------|-----------------------------------------||
|-------------------------------------|----------------------------------------o||
|-------------------------------------|-----------------------------------------||
|
|------------------------------------------------------------------|
| S S E  S S E      S E.      Q         S S E  S S E      S E.      Q           3x
|-------------------------------------|-----------------------------------------||
|-------------------------------------|----------------------------------------o||
|-------------------------------------|-----------------------------------------||
|-------------------------------------|-----------------------------------------||
|-0-0-0--0-0-0------0-0-------0-------|-0-0-0--0-0-0------0-0-------0----------o||
|-0-0-0--0-0-0------0-0-------0-------|-0-0-0--0-0-0------0-0-------0-----------||


  D5
  Gtr II
  <
  W          +W           +W           +W
|----------|------------|------------|--------|
|----------|------------|------------|--------|
|----------|------------|------------|--------|
|-0--------|-(0)--------|-(0)--------|-(0)----|
|-0--------|-(0)--------|-(0)--------|-(0)----|
|-0--------|-(0)--------|-(0)--------|-(0)----|
|
| Gtr I
| W           W            W            W
|----------|------------|------------|--------|
|----------|------------|-10---------|--6-----|
|----------|------------|------------|--------|
|----------|------------|------------|--------|
|----------|------------|------------|--------|
|----------|------------|------------|--------|


  +W           +W
|------------|--------|
|------------|--------|
|------------|--------|
|-(0)--------|-(0)----|
|-(0)--------|-(0)----|
|-(0)--------|-(0)----|
|
|  W            W
|------------|--------|
|--8---------|--5-----|
|------------|--------|
|------------|--------|
|------------|--------|
|------------|--------|


  D5
  Gtr I
   Q     a   Q    a   Q   Q     Q   Q   Q   Q
|-10---(10)-13--(12)-12--13--|-12--13--12--13--|
|----------------------------|-----------------|
|----------------------------|-----------------|
|----------------------------|-----------------|
|----------------------------|-----------------|
|----------------------------|-----------------|
|
| Gtr II
|  PM|
|  E E       Q        H         W
|----------------------------|-----------------|
|----------------------------|-----------------|
|----------------------------|-----------------|
|--0-0-----------------------|-----------------|
|--0-0-----------------------|-----------------|
|--0-0-----------------------|-----------------|


   Q     a   Q    a   Q   Q     Q   Q   Q   Q
|-10---(10)-13--(13)-12--13--|-12--13--12--13--|
|----------------------------|-----------------|
|----------------------------|-----------------|
|----------------------------|-----------------|
|----------------------------|-----------------|
|----------------------------|-----------------|
|
|  PM|
|  E E       Q        H         W
|----------------------------|-----------------|
|----------------------------|-----------------|
|----------------------------|-----------------|
|--0-0-----------------------|-----------------|
|--0-0-----------------------|-----------------|
|--0-0-----------------------|-----------------|


  D5
   Q     a   Q    a   Q   Q     Q   Q   Q   Q
|-10---(10)-12--(12)-12--13--|-12--13--12--13--|
|----------------------------|-----------------|
|----------------------------|-----------------|
|----------------------------|-----------------|
|----------------------------|-----------------|
|----------------------------|-----------------|
|
|  PM|
|  E E       Q        H         W
|----------------------------|-----------------|
|----------------------------|-----------------|
|----------------------------|-----------------|
|--0-0-----------------------|-----------------|
|--0-0-----------------------|-----------------|
|--0-0-----------------------|-----------------|


   Q     a   Q    a   Q   Q     Q   Q   H
|-10---(10)-13--(13)-12--13--|-12--13--15----|
|----------------------------|---------------|
|----------------------------|---------------|
|----------------------------|---------------|
|----------------------------|---------------|
|----------------------------|---------------|
|
|  PM|
|  E E       Q        H         W
|----------------------------|---------------|
|----------------------------|---------------|
|----------------------------|---------------|
|--0-0-----------------------|---------------|
|--0-0-----------------------|---------------|
|--0-0-----------------------|---------------|


  D5
   E    H      +Q   +E
|-10---10-----(10)-(10)----*|
|--------------------------*|
|--------------------------*|
|--------------------------*|
|--------------------------*|
|--------------------------*|
|
|  PM|
|  E E  Q  H
|--------------------------*|
|--------------------------*|
|--------------------------*|
|--0-0---------------------*|
|--0-0---------------------*|
|--0-0---------------------*|



Duration Legend
---------------
+ - note tied to previous; . - note dotted; .. - note double dotted
Uncapitalized letters represent notes that are staccato (1/2 duration)
Irregular groupings are notated above the duration line
Duration letters will always appear directly above the note/fret number it represents the
duration for.  Duration letters with no fret number below them represent rests.  Multi-
bar rests are notated in the form Wxn, where n is the number of bars to rest for.  Low
melody durations appear below the staff

Tablature Legend
----------------
 h   - hammer-on
 p   - pull-off
 b   - bend
 pb  - pre-bend
 r   - bend release (if no number after the r, then release immediately)
 /\  - slide into or out of (from/to "nowhere")
 s   - legato slide
 S   - shift slide
 - natural harmonic
n(n) - tapped harmonic
 ~   - vibrato
 tr  - trill
 T   - tap
 TP  - trem. picking
 PM  - palm muting
\n/  - tremolo bar dip; n = amount to dip
 \n  - tremolo bar down
 n/  - tremolo bar up
/n\  - tremolo bar inverted dip
 =   - hold bend; also acts as connecting device for hammers/pulls
  - volume swell (louder/softer)

Misc Legend
-----------
 |  - bar
||o - repeat start
o|| - repeat end
 :  - bar (freetime)
 &  - Coda