It was a dark and stormy night Not a star was in sight In a graveyard by a church Way up on the hill Well the ghosts come out to play Then I thought I heard one say I've caught you I'll keep you always will (? Oh I will?) Now I've got you where I want you I'm gonna keep you where I've got you For you're the one that shot my Great grand-pa Now I told you I would get you Now if I saw you now I've got you For you're the one that stole my Great grand-ma On that very same night That old tomcat started a fight And this is the way It all did sound to me (Cat hisses rows) Now I couldn't stand there I didn't like them cats you should know that And I didn't like them ghosts either so I looked down at my feet and I said feet come on now And do your duty And carry me on home Well that ghost looked up to me and says I've got you where I want you I'm gonna keep you where I've got you For you're the one that shot My great grand-pa