Let me tell you how it will be There's one for you, nineteen for me 'Cos I'm the taxman - yeah, I'm the taxman Should five percent appear too small Be thankful I don't take it all 'Cos I'm the taxman - yeah, I'm the taxman If you drive a car I'll tax the street If you try to sit I'll tax your seat If you get too cold I'll tax the heat If you take a walk I'll tax your feet (Taxman) 'Cos I'm the taxman - yeah, I'm the taxman Don't ask me what I want it for (Taxman Mr. Clinton) If you don't want to pay some more (Taxman VAT) 'Cos I'm the taxman - yeah, I'm the taxman And my advice for those who die (Taxman) Declare those pennies on your eyes (Taxman) 'Cos I'm the taxman - yeah, I'm the taxman And you're working for no one but me (Taxman)