[JANE] What's happening? I don't understand! [VALENTINE] I'm sure you don't, Jane. You and Michael think you have nothing to learn but you don't understand the simplest things. [MICHAEL] Why are you all so big? [WILLIAM] You'll find out. [VALENTINE] Children who lose their temper will lose everything else in the end. [TOYS] Temper, temper Temper, temper Temper, temper Temper, temper Temper, temper Temper, temper Temper, temper Temper, temper Temper, temper [VALENTINE] Temper, temper Caught you at last Your quick temper Went a bit fast This is a place of woe [TOYS] This is a place of woe [VALENTINE] This a place where all [TOYS] Wicked children go [MICHAEL] But this is our nursery! [VALENTINE] No, this is *our* nursery. [TOYS] Temper, temper, that was your crime We've been watching you for some time We knew that you'd appear (That you'd appear) We knew your temper tantrums would lead you here [JANE] Stop! Leave us alone! [WILLIAM] Pray silence for the judge! [MICHAEL] What judge? [WILLIAM] All rise. [MR PUNCH] Temper, temper, silence in court Is this not the story you thought? You have to stand on trial [TOYS] Stand on trial [MR PUNCH] You will not see your parents For quite some time [VALENTINE & WILLIAM] Children who refuse to learn [TOYS] Will not return Children who refuse to learn Will not return [MR PUNCH] Are you Jane and Michael Banks? [JANE] Yes, and we live at Seventeen Cherry Tree Lane. [MONKEY 1] Not anymore, you don't. You're at destiny's crossroads. [MR PUNCH] You stand accused of the wanton lost of a most important commodity. Namely, your temper! [VALENTINE] Call the first witness! [MONKEYS] Call the first witness! [WILLIAM] Call the first witness! [DOLL] Temper, temper, think of the cost Of a temper, once it's been lost You cannot get it back [TOYS] Cannot get it back [DOLL] It's no excuse to say [TOYS] That your mood was black [VALENTINE] Call the surprise witness! [MONKEYS] Call the surprise witness! [WILLIAM] Call the surprise witness! [JACK-IN-A-BOX] Surprise! Yes, I saw them, your Honour. They were fighting over Valentine. [MR PUNCH] Go on. [JACK-IN-A-BOX] And… And tore his arm! Again! [TOYS] Children who refuse to learn Will not return Children Children who refuse to learn Return Will not return Temper, temper Temper, temper Temper, temper Temper, temper [MR PUNCH] What is your verdict? [TOYS] Guilty! [JUDGE] You stand there bold as brass You face the stiffest sentence this court can ask [TOYS] Children who refuse to learn Will not return Children who refuse to learn Will not return Children who refuse to learn Will not return Temper, temper!