Tom: A A D D A A D D A A Slide Guitar [Verse] A Cruising down the highway doing 155 A Feeling mighty good that I'm still alive A Took a beating down in Italy I nearly died in Rome A Now the sun is shining on me and the highway is my home D Did some things that I ain't proud of and some things I had to do A To keep myself from cracking up and see myself through D It's a hard life I'm living and I'm living my fill A If the diesel don't get ya then the jet fuel will A D D A Then the jet fuel will A I could have stayed at home and got a damn good job A As a suicide broker just another fat slob A But the gypsy that keeps burning inside of me A Is never satisfied with that drudgery D Just one more show another broken guitar A I got no mind to be a Rock and Roll star D 'Cause the fever's getting hotter and I'm feeling a chill A If the diesel don't get ya then the jet fuel will A D D A Then the jet fuel will D Well I love it and I hate it and I wanna go home A Somebody's gonna get it if they look at me wrong D I'm mixed up messed up and ready to kill A If the diesel don't get me then the jet fuel will A D D A Then the jet fuel will [G OS] A I been sued but never booed and it’s the public that I love A And I’ll stick it up your ass without a latex glove A All you businessmen can lick me where the sun don’t shine A It’s the music that I’m living for it’s mine all mine D So don’t tell me what to do and what guitar I should play A When the shit you’re making fall apart anyway D No respect for your opinion ’cause you don’t know Jack A Take your 20% and the shirt off my back D This living’s like a prison with no walls just bars A I got no mind to be a Rock and Roll star D This fever’s getting hotter and I’m feeling a chill A If the diesel don’t get ya the the jet fuel will A D D A Then the jet fuel will 4X