Gimme a long-neck bottle of beer so I can drink It's been a long hard day, I can hardly think I got unwrapped gifts and burned-out lights And the stockings are empty, and I'm fightin' with the wife So gimme a long-neck bottle of beer, so I can drink Gimme just one good shot of that whiskey that you just bought I just spent two hours in a Walmart parking lot I got jacked from my spot about eighteen times I caught the flu and hepatitis from standing in line So gimme a long-neck bottle of beer, so I can drink I said: Ooh, it's Christmas time You can bet your ass you're gonna be the last person in line Well, the eggnog's lovely and the fruit cake's dry My electric bill is gonna be sky-high So gimme a long-neck bottle of beer, so I can drink Said: Ooh, it's Christmas time You can bet your ass you're gonna be the last person in line Well, the eggnog's lovely and the fruit cake's dry My electric bill is gonna be sky-high So gimme a long-neck bottle of beer, so I can drink So gimme a long-neck bottle of beer, so I can drink So gimme a long-neck beer