Stuart Stuart's writting the saddest song and he needs to be a loner he's taking codeine tablet toms and listens to acetone But you know my love Sad melodies need a broken heart? Why does Stuart speak About you so Stuart's writing the funniest song so he wants to be a clown and He shows up with a candy tongue While he plays his sad tune And you know my love Nobody answers him on the telephone Why does Stuart speak about you so.