I am crippled And got muscular distrohpy So give me a fork And end this misery I wrote this song 'Cause I am a retard I was buried in a hole When I was first born I was put there 'Cause I am a retard My parents didn't love me Because I have muscular distrophy Now I am being Put into a pot And it hurts 'Cause it's fucking hot I got my arm cut off And my p-p-penis?! Mom, what's a penis? Oh well I love you, you love me I've got muscular distrophy "C'mon Rayne, sing for us" "Uhhh..."