Tom: E Intro: 1,2,3,4.. C#m pause G# twice as long as the C#m C#m (strum the chord really quickly but reduce the number of strings you play till you just playing the bass C#, then go back up and get into this rhythm: E|-------|---------------------------| B|----5-5|-5---5-5-5---5-5-5---5-5-5-| G|----6-6|-6---6-6-6---6-6-6---6-6-6-| D|----6-6|-6---6-6-6---6-6-6---6-6-6-| A|-------|-4---------------4---------| E|-------|---------4---------------4-| Keep playing this rhythm for the verses.) Verse: C#m My father lives in Arabia C#m G B And I live right here at my school C#m I took his plane to Columbia C#m G B So I could sell at my school CHORUS: Em G Weird at my school it's Em G Weird at my school it's Em G Weird at my school it's F A Weird at my school Pre-verse: C#m G C#m G Verse: My mother's glad that I am here So she can visit my school I can't believe she's so pretty I'm a son of a bitch at my school Chorus Pre-Verse Verse: And my best friend, my cousin Eleanor She lives far away from the doors of my school (wait longer before the G B) And oftentimes you know I fantasize That I have sex with the nuns at my school Chorus x 2 End on C#m Now the lead parts - Verses: Come in on the 'my school' with: E|--------s12--| B|------8------| G|----7--------| D|-------------| A|-------------| E|-------------| Chorus: E|-3333-----------| e|-3----8--------12--| B|-----5-3-5-5----| b|-4-s8----8-s12-----| G|-------------3b-| x 3 then g|-------------------| D|----------------| d|-------------------| A|----------------| a|-------------------| E|----------------| e|-------------------| Pre-verse: E|-------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------| G|-------------------------------------------------------| D|-10-101010-101010-101010-101010-101010-101010----------| x 2 A|----------------------------------------------10-10-10-| E|-------------------------------------------------------| then E|--9---| B|--9---| G|--9---| D|--11--| upstroke and hold it A|--11--| E|--9---| End with E|-------| B|-------| G|--6p5~-| D|-------| A|-------| E|-------|