Tom: D E|-2---2-3p2-2-2---0---0-0---0-0----| B|-3---3-3---3-3---2---2-0---2-2----| G|-2---2-2---2-2---2---2-2---2-2----| D|-0---0-0---0-0---2---2-2---2-2----| A|-0---0-0---0-0---0---0-0---0-0----| E|-x---x-x---0-0---0---0-0---0-0----| [Intro] D A F#m G x2 [Verse] D A F#m G I lie and I'm a cheat, I overdrink and I tend to overeat D A F#m G And I'm just living for the weekend, but I could die for this week to end D A F#m G Is that a plane flying overhead, I wouldn't mind being high and getting head D A F#m G Because I'm overworked and underpaid, I'm underfucked and underlaid D A F#m G (2 bars of G) [Chorus] (One strum for each) G F#m Em Em Em F#m G G F#m There's 99 bottles on my floor Em Em F#m G G F#m And I wouldn't mind adding some more Em Em F#m G G F#m Leave me alone I've had a long day at court Em G Tell my mother not to love me any- A more [Verse] D A F#m G x2 D A F#m G You hear of beggars and choosers, well don't look at me because I'm a fucking loser D A F#m G And I can't get you up to bed, I'm too old, at best I'll show you how to D A F#m G lose D A F#m G (2 bars of G) [Chorus] (One strum for each) G F#m Em Em Em F#m G G F#m There's 99 bottles on my floor Em Em F#m G G F#m And I wouldn't mind adding some more Em Em F#m G G F#m Leave me alone, I've had a long day at court Em G A Tell my mother not to love me anymore [Solo] D A F#m G x3 D A F#m G (2 bars of G) [Ending] (One strum for each, softly) G F#m Em Em G G F#m There's 99 bottles on my floor Em G G F#m And I wouldn't mind adding some more Em G F#m Leave me alone, I've had a long day at court Em G A Tell my mother not to love me anymore D