Tom: D
E|-2---2-3p2-2-2---0---0-0---0-0----|
B|-3---3-3---3-3---2---2-0---2-2----|
G|-2---2-2---2-2---2---2-2---2-2----|
D|-0---0-0---0-0---2---2-2---2-2----|
A|-0---0-0---0-0---0---0-0---0-0----|
E|-x---x-x---0-0---0---0-0---0-0----|
[Intro]
D A F#m G x2
[Verse]
D A F#m G
I lie and I'm a cheat, I overdrink and I tend to overeat
D A F#m G
And I'm just living for the weekend, but I could die for this week to end
D A F#m G
Is that a plane flying overhead, I wouldn't mind being high and getting head
D A F#m G
Because I'm overworked and underpaid, I'm underfucked and underlaid
D A F#m G (2 bars of G)
[Chorus]
(One strum for each)
G F#m Em
Em Em F#m G G F#m
There's 99 bottles on my floor
Em Em F#m G G F#m
And I wouldn't mind adding some more
Em Em F#m G G F#m
Leave me alone I've had a long day at court
Em G
Tell my mother not to love me any-
A
more
[Verse]
D A F#m G x2
D A F#m G
You hear of beggars and choosers, well don't look at me because I'm a fucking loser
D A F#m G
And I can't get you up to bed, I'm too old, at best I'll show you how to
D A F#m G
lose
D A F#m G (2 bars of G)
[Chorus]
(One strum for each)
G F#m Em
Em Em F#m G G F#m
There's 99 bottles on my floor
Em Em F#m G G F#m
And I wouldn't mind adding some more
Em Em F#m G G F#m
Leave me alone, I've had a long day at court
Em G A
Tell my mother not to love me anymore
[Solo]
D A F#m G x3
D A F#m G (2 bars of G)
[Ending]
(One strum for each, softly)
G F#m Em
Em G G F#m
There's 99 bottles on my floor
Em G G F#m
And I wouldn't mind adding some more
Em G F#m
Leave me alone, I've had a long day at court
Em G A
Tell my mother not to love me anymore
D
