Tom: Am F F G F E E E E down up down - down - down down+ring (single beats) [Intro] Am Am Am Am E E E E Am E Am Am E E E E Am E Am Am E E E E Am E [Verse] Am Am E E Well, you know I love you E E And I guess she's okay, too E E Am E I like the music and the taste she displays Am Am E E And you know I respect you E E And I don't want to keep you E E Am E From anything, I try to stay out of your way [Pre-Chorus] Dm Dm Am But on days like today Am E When my mind begins to stray E E7 to the things I hear her say to you E7 F My conscience starts to stray [Chorus] F Am And I wanna shove that bitch downstairs Am E For being the one who gets to share E7 Am Am The beauty of everyday life with you F F Am And I want to split her pretty face Am E For being there in my rightful place E E7 E7 And having the nerve to say those awful things to you [Interlude] Am Am E E E E Am E [Verse] Am Am E I don't mean to be hateful E E It's just she seems so ungrateful E Am E For the position that she's in Am Am E I don't mean to be selfish E I know it doesn't help N.C. It's not her fault that I'm not Asian, N.C. Beautiful and educated E E I don't want to make her feel hated, but [Chorus] F F Am I want to shove that bitch downstairs Am E For being the one who gets to care for you E7 Am And getting to be out there with you Am F While I am so far away F Am And I sing songs for you every day Am E7 E7 F/G E And I still love you in every way [Chorus] F F Am I wanna' shove that bitch downstairs Am E For being the one who gets to share E7 Am Am The glory of everyday life with you F F Am And I wanna' wreck her pretty face Am E For being there in my rightful place E E7 And having the nerve to say those awful, E7 Am Am E E F/G E those awful things to you, Am Am E E F/G E to you