Tom: E (afinação 1/2 abaixo) E C#m Never win first place, I don't support the team B A I can't take direction and my socks are never clean E C#m Teachers dated me, my parents hated me B A I was always in a fight cuz I can't do nothin' right A B Everyday I fight a war against the mirror A B I can't take the person starin' back at me E I'm a hazard to myself C#m B A Don't let me get me, I'm my own worst enemy E C#m Its bad when you annoy yourself, so irritating B A Don't wanna be my friend no more E C#m I wanna be somebody else B A I wanna be somebody else yeah E C#m LA told me, "you'll be a pop star B A All you have to change, is everything you are" E C#m Tired of being compared to damn Britney spears B A she's so pretty, that just ain't me A B Doctor doctor won't you please prescribe somethin' A B A day in the life of someone else E Cuz I'm a hazard to myself