Getting peeled off another bar I've got to go but it's just too far She's looking good for a night in a padded cell Like a virus with no antidote She's looking good but she might be a bloke She could be venus but it's getting so hard to tell (chorus) How would I know the kind of love One in a million girls One in a million years Could give me I see the smiles through the coloured smoke I'd love to laugh but I don't ge the joke Guess I'm the star in a one man show Pour me a cab with a lemon twist A bowl of peanuts and a well-placed fist Oooh I'm seeing those chips again (chorus) Looking at the world Why can't it see me You know I wish it could see me (chorus)