Here's a tale of warning For you children being born About a sweet young christian girl Who donned a crown of thorns Seems her christian parents Never wanted her around Sent her to a convent school And a guilt trip hand-me-dwn There was never need for this Until someone showed her how Jesus christ could burn your soul Look at her now She got hitched up to The first young christian man she met Had a child in late july The guilt trip goes on yet There was never need for this Until someone showed her how Jesus christ could burn your soul Look at her now So to all of you who are told That God may strike you blind Leave your churches one and all And leave your guilt trips behind Surely God won't mind