Well you think it's a chair But it's growin' curly hair And your sister's unaware That she's floating in the air You're livin' in a fun house, baby You're livin' in a fun house, don't mean maybe A million doors in the hall And the table's on the wall And the bathroom is your bed And a floating baby head You're livin' in a fun house, florence So you'd better get some optical illusion insurance The floors are steep, you'll never sleep Your mother calls through the rubber walls Liftin' up a feather that weighed a ton Don't need to rent a fun house, make your own house fun You're livin' in a fun house, baby You're livin' in a fun house, pass the gravy And while we're on the subject, meet my friend davey He was in the navy and his hair is wavy We're livin' in a fun house, mama We're livin' in a fun house, quite the drama And while we're on the subject, that peruvian llama's Wearing my pajamas and i know that i'm-a Just livin' in a fun house, baby!