Edgar Allen Poe had it In his tell tale heart It's the finest time to strike Said Napolean Bonaparte Inmates make their break into it Cavemen make their art Spy planes fly and spelunkers hunker Somewhere in the dark Batman catches criminals in the dark of night Saving Gotham City from evil designs Darkness, lovers love in and Dreamers tend to like And if you think you're neither one Well, in the dark, that's just what You might become Some celestial bodies like to Strut their stuff alot But we know Mr. Black Hole is the Big boy on the block King Tut looked pretty comfy In that old dark tomb What's good for an Egyptian mummy Might be right for you What's the fun relying on something you can see? That's just so passe when you run toward the light Why not make a dangerous tryst with mystery? It's a downright frightening hole Watch your head Down you go Larry lost his inhibitions Sally felt a spark Jacob saw a mystic vision Somewhere in the dark Black cats eke out a descent living Monsters make it far You might find what you've been missing Somewhere in The Dark