Your on your knees, you've lost your keys. 
You're trying to get home
You fall asleep, still on your feet. 
Up on the dance floor. 

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Do the Tuinal shuffle .. .. 

You buy a beer, you drop your beer. 
You order some more, she tells you no. 
She's going home, face down on the floor. 

Flat on your back, the lads attack. 
You don't feel a thing. 
You're up for more, you're out the door. 
The bouncers join in.