Tom: C C F Well, in 1814, we took a little trip, G C along with Colonel Jackson down the mighty Mississipp. F We took a little bacon and we took a little beans, G F C and we met the bloody British in the town of New Orleans We fired our guns and the British kept a comin', G C there wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago. We fired once more and they began a running, G C down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico. C F Well, I seed Marse Jackson come a-walkin' down the street, G C and a-talkin' to a pirate by the name of Jean Lafitte. F He gave Jean a drink that he brung from Tennessee, G F C and the pirate said he'd help us drive the British to the sea. Well the French told Andrew, "You had better run, G C for Packenham's a-comin' with a bullet in his gun." Old Hickory said he didn't give a damn, G C he's a-gonna whup the britches off of Colonel Packenham. C F Well, we looked down the river and we seed the British come, G C and there must have been a hundred of them beating on the drum. F They stepped so high and they made their bugles ring, G F C While we stood behind our cotton bales and didn't say a thin C F Old Hickory said we could take em by surprise, G C if we didn't fire a musket till we looked `em in the eyes. F We held our fire till we seed their face well, G F C then we opened up our squirrel guns and really gave em well. C Well they ran through the briars and they ran through the brambles, G C and they ran through the bushes where a rabbit couldn't go. They ran so fast the hounds couldn't catch em, G C down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico. F Well we fired our cannons till the barrels melted down, G F C so we grabbed an alligator and we fought another round. F We filled his head with minie balls and powdered his behind, G F C and when we touched the powder off, the 'gator lost his mind. C F They lost their pants and their pretty shiny coats, G F C and their tails was all a-showin' like a bunch of billy goats. F They ran down the river with their tongues a-hanging out, G F C and they said they got a lickin', which there wasn't any doubt. C Well we marched back to town in our dirty ragged pants, G C and we danced all night with the pretty girls from France. We couldn't understand 'em, but they had the sweetest charms, G C and we understood 'em better when we got 'em in our arms. C F Well, the guide who brung the British from the sea, G F C come a-limping into camp just as sick as he could be. F He said the dying words of Colonel Packenham G F C was, "You better quit your foolin' with your cousin Uncle Sam." C Well, we'll march back home, but we'll never be content, G C till we make Old Hickery the people's president. And every time we think about the bacon and the beans, G C we'll think about the fun we had way down in New Orleans.