I'm stuck in the quar', got nothin' to do
I miss my friends, they miss me too
Sick of watchin' shows and talkin' on Zoom
Hiding from my mom, whackin' in the bathroom
Sick of the same old questions (old questions)
How's it goin'? How you livin'?
What you bingin'? What's for dinner?
Tired of the same repetition (repetition)
Grow a 'stache, shave your head, work out, that's for bitches
Tired of all the tomfoolery (yeah)
Tired of my boy who still wears all his jewelry
Tired of sittin' in the dark (in the dark)
Got nothin' to watch, already did Ozark
Hand sani' is now my best friend (my best friend)
Usin' it so much it's chappin' my hands
I can't wait for all this to end (oh, man)
So we can go back to doin' normal shit
Stuck with my fam, I can't get out (yeah)
For like two months been on my couch (woah)
Runnin' out of things to talk about (yeah)
It's quarantine in my house (woah)
I'm goin' crazy and crazy and crazy
I'm goin' crazy and crazy and crazy, yeah
I'm done with selfies, so don't even ask
I'm stayin' in the house in an underwear mask
Only pet my dog with a baseball mitt
Baking my own bread and it tastes like shit
I broke my leg two weeks ago
But I'm too scared to go to the hospital
Never go outside 'cause I might see my neighbor
Using both sides of my toilet paper
Wife tried to kiss me, I straight-up denied her
Miss the NBA, and I miss Rob Schneider
Tell the GrubHub guy: Leave food on the street
I'm so fuckin' bored, I'm doing songs with Pete
Stuck with my fam, I can't get out (just kiddin' about da wife)
For like two months been on my couch (all day, every day yeah)
Runnin' out of things to talk about
It's quarantine in my house
I'm goin' crazy and crazy and crazy
I'm goin' crazy and crazy and crazy
