Someone could write my stupid songs While I was drinking my champagne In my jacuzzi, in my crib Someone could sing my stupid songs While I was getting high on drugs And smashing up my hotel room I wanna be famous to get attention all the time I wanna get rich to buy a lot of stupid crap I wanna have groupies to guarantee that I'm a man I wanna be mainstream, give me your money! Someone could book my stupid show When I was screwing a plastic doll To make sure that it's not queer Someone could build my stupid stage While I was snorting another line And flying high in my private jet