Tom: C
F C G Am
F C G G
[Verse 1]
C Am
My neighbors ask me why I'm limping down the way
C Am
And who that fellow was that came by yesterday
F C
I quickly turn my face before I start to blush
G
Cause frankly there is nothing I can say
[Verse 2]
C Am
I've always had a thing for pushing the extremes
C Am
And I've just got a thing you won't find in the magazines
F C
This molded silicone has got me begging please
G
Give me more of what I really need
[Chorus 1]
F C
Cause there is no cock like horse cock
G Am
Send your asshole into shock
F C
You need horse cock of course-cock
G
Grab the lube and slam the day away
[Verse 3]
C Am
My shaft is quivering, my balls are turning blue and
C Am
I think of drinking in a foot or even two
F C
My favorite stallion that I keep in my top drawer
G
Slip it in and out be dripping goo
[Chorus 2]
(Dampened)
F C
As I take more cock, horse cock
G Am
Shut the door and turn the lock
F C
Is your cock a horse cock?
G
You will never hear me saying neigh
[Chorus 3]
F C
Cause there is no cock like horse cock
G Am
Rub my dick inside a sock
F C
Don't stop now, horse cock
G
Stretch out my insides and make me bray
[Outro]
repeat:
F C
My lovely horse cock, horse cock
G Am
(scatting)
F C
Horse cock, horse cock
G G
(scatting)
