If I ever get happy, my songs will start to suck But if I ever get happy, I won't give a fuck [Chorus] I just called to say I love you Let's dance, cause I'm not superstitious I just called to say I love you Let's dance, it's Friday, I'm in love If I could buy an island If I would try being boring I would write songs with words like "Beautiful" and "morning" [Chorus] It's ironic, don't you think? How success can make you stink It's ironic, don't you think? Success can make you stink If I ever get happy, my songs will start to suck But if I ever get happy, I won't give a fuck Fuck [Chorus]