Tom: Bm 3x E|--------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------| G|---7-----14--16--14------9--11----9--11-----| D|---0------0---0---0------0---0----0---0-----| A|---x------x---x---x------x---x----x---x-----| E|---7-----14--15--14-----10--10---10--10-----| E|----------------------| B|----------------------| G|----------------------| D|--12-12-12-12-12-11---| A|---9-10-10-10-12-12---| E|----------------------| ====VERSE==== 2x E|------------------------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------------------------| G|--11-------------------6---7----2----4---------0------------| D|---0-------------------0---0----0----0---------2------------| A|---x-------------------x---x----x----x---------2------------| E|--10-------------------7---7----2----3---------0------------| What makes you think it won't grow back in a day or two... (on verse 2, play an A chord for the extra bars, on the word "head") ====CHORUS 1==== G A F#m Bm D E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------2-----2----------| B|----3--------------------2---------------2-----------------------------------3-----3----------| G|----0--------------------2---------------2-----------------------------------4-----2----------| D|----0--------------------2---------------4-----------------------------------4-----0----------| A|----x--------------------0---------------4-----------------------------------2----------------| E|----3------------------------------------2----------------------------------------------------| I don't like girls the way they are so shave their legs and make them look like movie stars Em G E|------------------------------------| B|--0------------------------3--------| G|--0------------------------0--------| D|--2------------------------0--------| A|--2------------------------x--------| E|--0------------------------3--------| Then we can pretend it's natural ====CHORUS 2==== 3x E|----------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------| G|---7---------2-----4-----11-------------| D|---0---------0-----0------0-------------| A|---x---------x-----x------x-------------| E|---7---------2-----3-----10-------------| Put on whatever makes you attractive... E|----------------------| B|----------------------| G|----------------------| D|--12-12-12-12-12-11---| A|---9-10-10-10-12-12---| E|----------------------| (SECOND TIME) F#m Bm E|---------------------------------------------------| B|-------2----------7--------------------------------| G|-------2----------7--------------------------------| D|-------4----------9------------12-12-12-12-12-11---| A|-------4----------9-------------9-10-10-10-12-12---| E|-------2----------7--------------------------------| Yeah that's who you've got to be Song order: INTRO VERSE CHORUS 1 CHORUS 2 INTRO VERSE CHORUS 2 (w/ SECOND TIME) VERSE (1x only) CHORUS 1 INTRO ENDING E|---------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------| G|---7-----14--16--14--------------------| D|---0------0---0---0--------------------| A|---x------x---x---x-----7--9---7--9\---| E|---7-----14--15--14-----5--7---5--7\---|