Tom: F# F# F# La, la, la, la, la, la, A#m La, la, la, la, la, la, la D#m B La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la G# La, la, la, la, la, la (Intro x2) [Verse] F# Billie and my friend the saint A#m You're perfect in so many ways D#m B But you never looked hard at a fetus in a jar G# You never saw your mama change F# And this wonderland of spite A#m Does not shine into your night D#m B Like widows are seen as stigmatized beings G# C# Who ought to have a second chance A#m D#m B And hurricanes spin like debutantes in a trance [Chorus] B Sue the fortune-teller B Rue the rising tide E General Washington D B F# Patented that skull, throw him out [Verse] F# Ship that hollandaise A#m Feel the heart fell of touche D#m B See the longer you tease, the stronger the needs G# The highs and the fruit are long F# Up to the one a kid A#m Call the bluff when the money's in D#m B G# C# You're a hungry matron and you are just what I need A#m D#m B I was tired of the best years of my life [Chorus] B Sue the fortune-teller B Rue the rising tide E General Washington D B F# Patented that skull, throw him out [Outro] F# F# (solo) F# A#m D#m B G# (x4) D#m B G# (x2)